‘To my profound sorrow, Miss Halcombe. Perhaps you were in some degree prepared to hear this? Perhaps when you found that Miss Halcombe did not come here by herself, as you proposed, and did not write a second time, your affectionate anxiety may have made you fear that she was ill?'
I have no doubt my affectionate anxiety had led to that melancholy apprehension at some time or other, but at the moment my wretched memory entirely failed to remind me of the circumstance. However, I said yes, in justice to myself.
I was much shocked. It was so very uncharacteristic of such a robust person as dear Marian to be ill, that I could only suppose she had met with an accident. A horse, or a false step on the stairs, or something of that sort.
‘Is it serious?' I asked.
‘Serious -- beyond a doubt,' he replied. ‘Dangerous -- I hope and trust not. Miss Halcombe unhappily exposed herself to be wetted through by a heavy rain. The cold that followed was of an aggravated kind, and it has now brought with it the worst consequences -- fever.'
When I heard the word fever, and when I remembered at the same moment that the unscrupulous person who was now addressing me had just come from Blackwater Park, I thought I should have fainted on the spot.
‘Good God!' I said. ‘Is it infectious?'
‘Not at present,' he answered, with detestable composure. ‘It may turn to infection -- but no such deplorable complication had taken place when I left Blackwater Park. I have felt the deepest interest in the case, Mr Fairlie -- I have endeavoured to assist the regular medical attendant in watching it -- accept my personal assurances of the uninfectious nature of the fever when I last saw it.'
Accept his assurances! I never was farther from accepting anything in my life. I would not have believed him on his oath. He was too yellow to be believed. He looked like a walking-West-Indian-epidemic. He was big enough to carry typhus by the ton, and to dye the very carpet he walked on with scarlet fever. In certain emergencies my mind is remarkably soon made up. I instantly determined to get rid of him.
‘You will kindly excuse an invalid,' I said -- ‘but long conferences of any kind invariably upset me. May I beg to know exactly what the object is to which I am indebted for the honour of your visit?'
I fervently hoped that this remarkably broad hint would throw him off his balance -- confuse him -- reduce him to polite apologies -- in short, get him out of the room. On the contrary, it only settled him in his chair.
He became additionally solemn, and dignified, and confidential. He held up two of his horrid fingers and gave me another of his unpleasantly penetrating looks. What was I to do? I was not strong enough to quarrel with him. Conceive my situation, if you please. Is language adequate to describe it? I think not.
‘The objects of my visit,' he went on, quite irrepressibly, ‘are numbered on my fingers. They are two. First, I come to bear my testimony, with profound sorrow, to the lamentable disagreements between Sir Percival and Lady Glyde.
I am Sir Percival's oldest friend -- I am related to Lady Glyde by marriage -- I am an eye-witness of all that has happened at Blackwater Park. In those three capacities I speak with authority, with confidence, with honourable regret. Sir, I inform you, as the head of lady Glyde's family, that Miss Halcombe has exaggerated nothing in the letter which she wrote to your address. I affirm that the remedy which that admirable lady has proposed is the only remedy that will spare you the horrors of public scandal. A temporary separation between husband and wife is the one peaceable solution of this difficulty. Part them for the present, and when all causes of irritation are removed, I, who have now the honour of addressing you -- I will undertake to bring Sir Percival to reason. Lady Glyde is innocent, Lady Glyde is injured, but -- follow my thought here! -- she is, on that very account (I say it with shame), the cause of irritation while she remains under her husband's roof. No other house can receive her with propriety but yours.
I invite you to open it.'
Cool. Here was a matrimonial hailstorm pouring in the South of England, and I was invited, by a man with fever in every fold of his coat, to come out from the North of England and take my share of the pelting. I tried to put the point forcibly. just as I have put it here- The Count deliberately lowered one of his horrid fingers, kept the other up, and went on -- rode over me, as it were, without even the common coachmanlike attention of crying ‘Hi!' before he knocked me down.
‘Follow my thought once more, if you please,' he resumed. ‘My first object you have heard. My second object in coming to this house is to do what Miss Halcombe's illness has prevented her from doing for herself.
My large experience is consulted on all difficult matters at Blackwater Park, and my friendly advice was requested on the interesting subject of your letter to Miss Halcombe- I understood at once -- for my sympathies are your sympathies -- why you wished to see her here before you pledged yourself to inviting Lady Glyde. You are most right, sir, in hesitating to receive the wife until you are quite certain that the husband will not exert his authority to reclaim her. I agree to that. I also agree that such delicate explanations as this difficulty involves are not explanations which can be properly disposed of by writing only. My presence here (to my own great inconvenience) is the proof that I speak sincerely. As for the explanations themselves, I -- Fosco -- I, who know Sir Percival much better than Miss Halcombe knows him, affirm to you, on my honour and my word, that he will not come near this house, or attempt to communicate with this house, while his wife is living in it. His affairs are embarrassed.
Offer him his ******* by means of the absence of Lady Glyde. I promise you he will take his *******, and go back to the Continent at the earliest moment when he can get away. Is this clear to you as crystal? Yes, it is.
