"I'm not sure; but anyhow you've no right to say I'm dreadful.The Scarecrow, who is a gentleman of great wisdom, thinks I'm beautiful," retorted Scraps.
"Never mind all that," said Dorothy."Tell us, good Quadling, how we can get across the river.""I don't know," replied the Quadling.
"Don't you ever cross it?" asked the girl.
"Never."
"Don't travelers cross it?"
"Not to my knowledge," said he.
They were much surprised to hear this, and the man added: "It's a pretty big river, and the current is strong.I know a man who lives on the opposite bank, for I've seen him there a good many years; but we've never spoken because neither of us has ever crossed over.""That's queer," said the Scarecrow."Don't you own a boat?"The man shook his head.
"Nor a raft?"
"Where does this river go to?" asked Dorothy.
"That way," answered the man, pointing with one hand, "it goes into the Country of the Winkies, which is ruled by the Tin Emperor, who must be a mighty magician because he's all made of tin, and yet he's alive.And that way," pointing with the other hand, "the river runs between two mountains where dangerous people dwell."The Scarecrow looked at the water before them.
"The current flows toward the Winkie Country"'
said he; "and so, if we had a boat, or a raft, the river would float us there more quickly and more easily than we could walk.""That is true," agreed Dorothy; and then they all looked thoughtful and wondered what could be done.
"Why can't the man make us a raft?" asked Ojo.
"Will you?" inquired Dorothy, turning to the Quadling.
The chubby man shook his head.
"I'm too lazy," he said."My wife says I'm the laziest man in all Oz, and she is a truthful woman.I hate work of any kind, and ****** a raft is hard work.""I'll give you my em'rald ring," promised the girl.
"No; I don't care for emeralds.If it were a ruby, which is the color I like best, I might work a little while.""I've got some Square Meal Tablets," said the Scarecrow."Each one is the same as a dish of soup, a fried fish, a mutton pot-pie, lobster salad, charlotte russe and lemon jelly--all made into one little tablet that you can swallow without trouble.""Without trouble!" exclaimed the Quadling, much interested; "then those tablets would be fine for a lazy man.It's such hard work to chew when you eat.""I'll give you six of those tablets if you'll help us make a raft," promised the Scarecrow.
"They're a combination of food which people who eat are very fond of.I never eat, you know, being straw; but some of my friends eat regularly.What do you say to my offer, Quadling?""I'll do it," decided the man."I'll help, and you can do most of the work.But my wife has gone fishing for red eels to-day, so some of you will have to mind the children."Scraps promised to do that, and the children were not so shy when the Patchwork Girl sat down to play with them.They grew to like Toto, too, and the little dog allowed them to pat him on his head, which gave the little ones much joy.
There were a number of fallen trees near the house and the Quadling got his axe and chopped them into logs of equal length.He took his wife's clothesline to bind these logs together, so that they would form a raft, and Ojo found some strips of wood and nailed them along the tops of the logs, to render them more firm.The Scarecrow and Dorothy helped roll the logs together and carry the strips of wood, but it took so long to make the raft that evening came just as it was finished, and with evening the Quadling's wife returned from her fishing.
The woman proved to be cross and bad-tempered, perhaps because she had only caught one red eel during all the day.When she found that her husband had used her clothesline, and the logs she had wanted for firewood, and the boards she had intended to mend the shed with, and a lot of gold nails, she became very angry.Scraps wanted to shake the woman, to make her behave, but Dorothy talked to her in a gentle tone and told the Quadling's wife she was a Princess of Oz and a friend of Ozma and that when she got back to the Emerald City she would send them a lot of things to repay them for the raft, including a new clothesline.This promise pleased the woman and she soon became more pleasant, saying they could stay the night at her house and begin their voyage on the river next morning.
This they did, spending a pleasant evening with the Quadling family and being entertained with such hospitality as the poor people were able to offer them.The man groaned a good deal and said he had overworked himself by chopping the logs, but the Scarecrow gave him two more tablets than he had promised, which seemed to comfort the lazy fellow.
