But again,these officials would have no sinecure.Crime would perhaps be less,for some of the motives of crime we may suppose would pass away.But if Socialism were carried out with any fulness,there would be more contraventions.We see already new sins ringing up like mustard -School Board sins,factory sins,Merchant Shipping Act sins -none of which I would be thought to except against in particular,but all of which,taken together,show us that Socialism can be a hard master even in the beginning.If it go on to such heights as we hear proposed and lauded,if it come actually to its ideal of the ant-heap,ruled with iron justice,the number of new contraventions will be out of all proportion multiplied.Take the case of work alone.Man is an idle animal.He is at least as intelligent as the ant;but generations of advisers have in vain recommended him the ant's example.Of those who are found truly indefatigable in business,some are misers;some are the practisers of delightful industries,like gardening;some are students,artists,inventors,or discoverers,men lured forward by successive hopes;and the rest are those who live by games of skill or hazard -financiers,billiard-players,gamblers,and the like.But in unloved toils,even under the prick of necessity,no man is continually sedulous.Once eliminate the fear of starvation,once eliminate or bound the hope of riches,and we shall see plenty of skulking and malingering.
Society will then be something not wholly unlike a cotton plantation in the old days;with cheerful,careless,demoralised slaves,with elected overseers,and,instead of the planter,a chaotic popular assembly.If the blood be purposeful and the soil strong,such a plantation may succeed,and be,indeed,a busy ant-heap,with full granaries and long hours of leisure.But even then I think the whip will be in the overseer's hands,and not in vain.For,when it comes to be a question of each man doing his own share or the rest doing more,prettiness of sentiment will be forgotten.To dock the skulker's food is not enough;many will rather eat haws and starve on petty pilferings than put their shoulder to the wheel for one hour daily.For such as these,then,the whip will be in the overseer's hand;and his own sense of justice and the superintendence of a chaotic popular assembly will be the only checks on its employment.
Now,you may be an industrious man and a good citizen,and yet not love,nor yet be loved by,Dr.Fell the inspector.
It is admitted by private soldiers that the disfavour of a sergeant is an evil not to be combated;offend the sergeant,they say,and in a brief while you will either be disgraced or have deserted.And the sergeant can no longer appeal to the lash.But if these things go on,we shall see,or our sons shall see,what it is to have offended an inspector.
This for the unfortunate.But with the fortunate also,even those whom the inspector loves,it may not be altogether well.It is concluded that in such a state of society,supposing it to be financially sound,the level of comfort will be high.It does not follow:there are strange depths of idleness in man,a too-easily-got sufficiency,as in the case of the sago-eaters,often quenching the desire for all besides;and it is possible that the men of the richest ant-heaps may sink even into squalor.But suppose they do not;suppose our tricksy instrument of human nature,when we play upon it this new tune,should respond kindly;suppose no one to be damped and none exasperated by the new conditions,the whole enterprise to be financially sound -a vaulting supposition -and all the inhabitants to dwell together in a golden mean of comfort:we have yet to ask ourselves if this be what man desire,or if it be what man will even deign to accept for a continuance.It is certain that man loves to eat,it is not certain that he loves that only or that best.
He is supposed to love comfort;it is not a love,at least,that he is faithful to.He is supposed to love happiness;it is my contention that he rather loves excitement.Danger,enterprise,hope,the novel,the aleatory,are dearer to man than regular meals.He does not think so when he is hungry,but he thinks so again as soon as he is fed;and on the hypothesis of a successful ant-heap,he would never go hungry.It would be always after dinner in that society,as,in the land of the Lotos-eaters,it was always afternoon;and food,which,when we have it not,seems all-important,drops in our esteem,as soon as we have it,to a mere prerequisite of living.
That for which man lives is not the same thing for all individuals nor in all ages;yet it has a common base;what he seeks and what he must have is that which will seize and hold his attention.Regular meals and weatherproof lodgings will not do this long.Play in its wide sense,as the artificial induction of sensation,including all games and all arts,will,indeed,go far to keep him conscious of himself;but in the end he wearies for realities.Study or experiment,to some rare natures,is the unbroken pastime of a life.These are enviable natures;people shut in the house by sickness often bitterly envy them;but the commoner man cannot continue to exist upon such altitudes:his feet itch for physical adventure;his blood boils for physical dangers,pleasures,and triumphs;his fancy,the looker after new things,cannot continue to look for them in books and crucibles,but must seek them on the breathing stage of life.
Pinches,buffets,the glow of hope,the shock of disappointment,furious contention with obstacles:these are the true elixir for all vital spirits,these are what they seek alike in their romantic enterprises and their unromantic dissipations.When they are taken in some pinch closer than the common,they cry,'Catch me here again!'and sure enough you catch them there again -perhaps before the week is out.
