在一个夜黑风高的夜晚，杀马特吸血鬼伯爵来到智障女孩的窗户外面，酷炫狂拽吊炸天的冲窗户里面喊：
“女人，让我吸一口你的血。”
“哦。”
智障女孩把脖子伸到杀马特吸血鬼伯爵脸前，杀马特吸血鬼伯爵“嗷呜”一大口
于是智障女孩变成了智障吸血鬼伯爵夫人，他俩幸福快乐的生活在了一起。
但两个人对于用酷炫狂拽吊炸天还是用智障傻逼的方法度过这幸福快乐的生活存在分歧。
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