A panda walks into a bar，sits down and orders a sandwich。He eats the sandwich，pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead。As the panda stands up to go，the bartender shouts，“Hey！Where are you going？You just shot my waiter and you don't pay for your sandwich！”
The panda yells back at the bartender，“Hey，I'm a PANDA！Look it up！”The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda，
“A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian orgin，characterized by distinct black and white coloring。Eats shoots and leaves。”
一只熊猫走进了酒吧，坐下来，点了一个三明治。他吃了三明治，拿出了一支枪，把服务员打死了。就在熊猫起身要走时，酒保叫道：“嘿！你去哪儿？你刚把我的服务员打死了，而且没有付三明治的钱！”
熊猫对着酒保大喊：“嘿！我是一只熊猫！查查字典！”酒保查了一下字典，看到了熊猫的定义是：
“源于亚洲的一种树栖动物，特征是黑白颜色分明。吃嫩芽和树叶。”
1.bartender n。酒保，酒吧间销售酒精饮料的人，酒吧侍者
What does a bartender do？He serves drinks。（酒吧服务员做什么？他为客人提供饮料。）
2.marsupial n。有袋动物
The koala，which is a marsupial，is like a kangaroo。（树熊，就像袋鼠一样是有袋科动物。）
